Innovation NOT Required

Do you wish you could make popular games? Can you “Ctrl+c”? Does “Crtl+v” ring a bell?

Congratulations, you have the talent to join our sweatshop open-layout work space of expert code duplicators. Job includes great benefits, not limited to: air, water, bathroom breaks, and stock options (value equal-to or greater-than that of water).

So apply today to remake great classics such as MicroBuilding®!

(Please note, programmers that prefer Apple+c and Apple+v need not apply. Those that use Meta+anything can take a long walk off a short dock.)

New Social Networking Platform

Programmers wanted to join an exciting start-up which will corner an under-developed market: technophobes and paranoids who want to socialize anonymously. User will send anonomous post cards to our service, which will then reproduce them in book format which can be purchased through a variety of venues.

Synergistic programmers with experience in Web 3.0 technologies and Linotype will be well compensated with stock options after the initial IPO.

Programmers Wanted

Programmers wanted to create an exciting physics based frustrated avian attack on swine castle game. Applicants should have at least 25 years experience programming in Java, PorCal and phloK. Advanced degree in ornithology or civil engineering desired.