Thursday, June 28, 2012

Innovation NOT Required

Do you wish you could make popular games? Can you “Ctrl+c”? Does “Crtl+v” ring a bell?

Congratulations, you have the talent to join our sweatshop open-layout work space of expert code duplicators. Job includes great benefits, not limited to: air, water, bathroom breaks, and stock options (value equal-to or greater-than that of water).

So apply today to remake great classics such as MicroBuilding®!

(Please note, programmers that prefer Apple+c and Apple+v need not apply. Those that use Meta+anything can take a long walk off a short dock.)

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