Decades Olde Technology is assembling a team of developers and engineers to build a computer printer that actually god-damn works like it's supposed to.
No DVD of "helpful" software. No expiring ink cartridges. And the ink cartridges will be refillable. No 20 minute start up times. No test pages with giant pictures that use all of your color ink. And if a color ink cartridge is empty, you can still print in black and white. No more "quality black and white" setting that uses color ink. That doesn't even make since. And if the thing has a scanner, the scanner will be usable even when the printer is out of ink.
Seriously, it can't be that hard.