Following the directions to cook a Turkey is difficult*, but IneedaNuPhone Inc. is developing an app to make it so easy that even Instagram users can do it!
We are now preparing for the open-beta of our Thermometer App, and are accepting applications for testers. Testers must be preparing to cook a turkey, have a smartphone, and be willing to incorporate the phone with the stuffing with our app running**. Our app will automatically call you when the turkey has reached the desired temperature.
* Cooking a turkey isn't actually difficult. It's bird + oven + time people. Figure it out.
** Beta tester accept all liability for possible damages including, but not limited to, flaming birds, melted phones, and smelly ovens. Happy Turkey-Day!