Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Exciting New Collaboration

The makers of Flashlight App have teamed up with cloud technology specialists for an invigorating new project: CloudVD++.

By cloudifying virus detection computer contrivances, out synergistic collaboration of top industry experts will herald a new age of computer data sanitation services. Users will be able to scan their hard disks without impacting CPU performance by uploading all of their files to our secure (backed by our Secure Data Transmit++ technology) servers. Our servers will then scan the files for any possible viruses, and repair any affected files before seamlessly sending the files back to the user.

Our established team of virus writers analysts is looking to augment its ranks in preparation for this lucrative endeavor. Specifically, they are looking for programmers with experience in data mining that have no criminal record.

Help us protect the world's computers from viruses with CloudVD++ today!

1 comment:

  1. As I sit here trying to get my computer free of bugs I see some hope at the end of the rainbow!