Have you heard of Quantum Computing? Do you know what it is? Could you explain how "entanglement" works? What about "quantum tunneling?"
That's okay, we don't know either! But lots of people have heard that it is going to be the next big thing and they want in, despite having no idea of what any of it actually is or means for the future of computing.
And that is where InTechCompetence Inc. comes in! That's right, the same company the coined the phrases "Internet of Things" and "Cloudification" is working on the next round of tech-related buzz words designed to siphon money out of tech department budgets everywhere. Because no manager wants to be the only one at a conference that is ready for the Quantum Computing Paradigm Shift.
To ensure that our campaign appears to be more than just hot air, we are looking for social media ambassadors, Wikipedia editors, and a handful of web-designers. With a fairly low investment of time and money, we will be able to fool even the most inquisitive managers with a few sparkly websites and authoritative sounding wiki articles.
Don't worry, no actual development will be needed; we just have to sell the product. Because how do you deliver "Quantum Accelerated Server Apps?" I don't even know what that means.