Can anyone read this? Is anyone left? How bad is it out there?
We can only assume that the Mayan predicted Apocalypse was not a complete reckoning, as our bunker has been left intact. Fortunately, we have enough supplies and IT experts here to rebuild the most important part of our society: the Internet.
We intend to start rebuilding with our bunker, to be renamed "AOL," as the first node. As the network expands, we will be looking to incorporate other bunkers until we once again have a world wide web. That is, of course, assuming that there were others out there as clever as us.
Oh yeah, does anyone have any extra food or fresh water?