So we are looking for some replacements. Applicants should be clever (but not more-so than us), funny (but less funny than us), and come up with ideas that are slightly worse than our own.
The reward? Tons of exposure on the Internet on a site visited MULTIPLE times a day.
So please submit your funniest example posts in the comments* section here. These will be
* I don't know what you were looking for; I just felt like putting an asterisk in the post.